eternal-wonder:

eternal-wonder: lights 

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: whordinance, via wevegottobefree)

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via dmbqrl)

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via pretty1npinkk)

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xzeldafan64x:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


It’s been 20 minutes and I’m still laughing

thenoodlebooty:

launts:

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old

SERIOUSLY THO

(Source: baebees, via ijussstride)

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death-by-lulz:

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